Window Shopper

I am a Trekkie and not ashamed to admit it. For years, I have loved the original series, Next Generation and all of the movies. They are fantastic. I do have one problem with the last movie made…no one should kill off Data regardless of the story. BAH!

But the rest of the movies and series are great. With that in mind, I did come across a video song that covers the theme of the original series quite well. The only thing is that this is a bit different, just a little. Here is Star Trekkin’.

Were you impressed? LOL!

Usually, I have something to say about shopping or a review of some product but occasionally I simply want to wander off the path and tell you something that I find to be either funny or really stupid. I think this one fits both. I found this particular item when I was looking for the stupidest website ever…using the word “stupid” to search. A large variety of stupid items came up but there was this list of stupid sayings and quotes that really caught my eye. This was the one that had me laughing out loud.

“Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we
received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply
if there is a change in your circumstances.” - Department of Social
Services, Greenville, South Carolina

Does no one actually read what they have written here? That wasn’t the only one. There were many more. Want a couple? Ah if you must. Suffering sooths the savage beast or something?

“We are sorry to announce that Mr Albert Brown has been quite unwell,
owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.” -
Parish Magazine

Uh yeah. I am so glad that he can recover with a vacation, don’t you? Wonder how we can do that too?? More? You really do want to suffer. Wow!

“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as
they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And
the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.” - Mark
S. Fowler, FCC Chairman (that makes me feel safer!)

I see a theme here. Okay, that about does it. If you want to suffer more, I suggest you go search out stupid for yourself.

Happy Shopping!!!

(I just had to post this. Too funny not to.)

I will warn you up front that if you listen to this recording that a radio station has of a guy witnesses an accident, you will laugh…sometimes hysterically. Or not. I really don’t know. Perhaps you ate a persimmon earlier and won’t laugh at all. But I have to tell you that the laughing is infectious. If you do not believe me, then by all means, listen. If you hate to laugh, I would bypass this little deal.

Morning Show Bits

If that didn’t do it, I have no idea what would.

Happy Shopping!!!

First, I want you to know that I love to remember lines from movies. I had to say that to show you this one thing I found online that has to be one of the stupidest things to get anyone. Yet, I have this fascination with buying it for someone in our family. I wish my Dad could see this because he would have wanted one right away. One what?..You ask? It’s a hat. Yes, a hat. But not just any hat. This is the stupidest hat I have ever seen. And I’ve seen a few, believe me. Dad used to love goofy hats so I got him the one with two bills that said “Old F**t” on it. LOL! He loved that hat and wore it to Walmart.

Know what I would say to this hat? “I GOTTA GET ME ONE OF THESE!” (Independence Day..Will Smith’s character)

This can be found at Stupid.com for those of you who simply need a stupid idea for Christmas. Argh.

Happy Shopping!!!

When I first saw this program, I thought it would be complicated. Frankly, I am challenged when it comes to computers and programs so I simply figured that it wasn’t for me. But, someone asked me to try it anyway. With a great deal of trepidation, I got the program and started to run it. WOW! How easy can it actually get??!!!!

First, once the program called Morpheus Photo-Morpher is in you have a place for two pictures. You find a picture on your computer and upload it. Then do that again. Once you have two pictures, the first will morph into the second after you finish with what it wants. Ever play connect the dots? That’s about all you have to do. Put dots on the item(s) in the first picture. Then do the same in the second picture. Match the dots on each one. Like if you had a person’s face, put the dots on strategic places like face, ears, eyebrows, etc. Then in the second picture, match those to whatever area you want it to morph to. Simple.

When you finish that, you will want to decide how many frames the pictures will go. The slower you want it, the more frames. You can find that on the drop downs at the top of the page. After that, it needs to be rendered. That’s on the file menu. It’s saved. Now you have a real morphing picture. You can get as creative as you like. Any two pictures will work. I dunno how good a cat and a house would look but, hey, try it and see!

By the way, this whole thing came from Zoombli.

I have been giving you some of the goofiest pages I have ever seen but I think that there are a couple that have topped what I gave you so far. Remember Banana Phone and the Badgers? If not, here are the urls for those seriously strange pages.

Banana Phone
Badgers

But the badgers were not happy to stay in their little worlds giving us endless songs like Banana Phone and Badger, Badger. No, they just had to expand to England and world domination, not to mention getting into a movie. GASP!!!

Badgers In England
Badgers Taking Over The World
Badgers in The Lord Of The Rings: Two Towers

Okay, the badgers are getting to be a bit much lately. I had to find other things to occupy my mind before it got to be too much. Here is a page that says that it’s annoying and IT IS!!!

Annoying Song

How about a game. This is easy…well, sorta.

Fly Swatter Game

And just when you thought that the badgers were gone, here come the turkeys.

Turkeys

Are we happy now? If not, tune in same bat, same bat channel for more exciting pages soon.

Happy Shopping!!!

From time to time, I like to show you some crazy pages that will tickle your funny bone or make you want to hit me. LOL! But, I have to share these because some of them will drive me crazy if I don’t find a way to get them out of my head. Just such a one is that Leek Spin I gave you in one of my earlier posts. If that doesn’t run through your mind all day, I know that there are things that will, like the badger song or the banana phone. Those are nuts!

I haven’t given you the Banana Phone yet? Oops! I have to change that.

The Banana Phone

What else can I have you visit? Some games and fun stuff without names, I think. I shall give them names:

The Balance Game

Fly Swatter

Lite Brite

And one more for the road:

Badgers In England

That’s about it for this time. Happy Shopping!!!

You know when I had most of my laughing fits? In school when they were trying to be serious. Or when someone told me not to laugh, not a peep. Of course, I’m going to laugh. But the tears come easily these days because it is totally fun to laugh one’s head off…figuratively speaking. No kidding. This video is hilarious. I had the tears just from trying not to laugh when they did.

Did you laugh too? If not, you really need to get out more. If you did, you really need to get out more. ROFL! Thanks for watching this. And happy shopping!!